Posted 1 day ago

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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Posted 1 day ago

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

Posted 1 day ago
upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

(Source: fencehopping)

Posted 1 day ago

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

Posted 1 day ago

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

Posted 1 day ago

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

(Source: gotham-pretty)